- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
- store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
- me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
- store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
- me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
- store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
- me: /looks down at her captain america tee
- store guy: /happy seal-clapping
- me: oh my god we match
- store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
7 deadly sins. put one in my ask.
- Lust: Something that I find attractive.
- Pride: Something that I like about myself.
- Sloth: Something that I dislike about myself.
- Envy: Something I wish I was better at.
- Gluttony: One of my favorite foods.
- Wrath: Something that gets me angry.
- Greed: Something I can’t get enough of.
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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Reblog if you’re old enough to get this
Laughter. Horrified laughter.
Just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room.
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most likely: Someone calculated the points of every Whose Line cast member:
Wayne Brady: 50,072,587,425
Ryan Stiles: 11,113,372,791.5
Colin Mochrie: 3,012,399,040.5
Chip Esten: 2,004,047,000
Greg Proops: 1,001,122,117
Brad Sherwood: 1,071,980.5
Denny Segal: 1,059,560
Karen Maruyama: 1,004,450
Kathy Greenwood: 59,810
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some of you are actually really attractive what are you doing on the internet
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